Well, I decided not to learn PHP from scratch. WHAT WAS I THINKING?! I did scan the basics, but only what I needed to get my ideas to work. I am a visual designer and creator, not a programmer. I’m definitely more right than left-brained when it comes to stuff. So I’ll keep making things pretty and outsource the rest.
UPDATE ON THE NO MORE COFFEE SITUATION: It sux. I’ve been so “bleh” the last couple of days without it. But I am cosying up to the idea of roasted dandelion tea. It’s the same colour and almost the same taste, so I figure I might be able to trick my subconscious mind into thinking there’s caffeine in it 😉