I love the History Channel series “Ancient Aliens” -Giorgio Tsoukalos (crazy hair guy) rocks, and Erich von Däniken is my man! (“Essstratelestrials”)

So I invented this DRINKING GAME!

Disclaimer: Please DRINK RESPONSIBLY…maybe only pick 3 points for each episode. lol. Enjoy! 😀

Here are THE RULES:

Take a (drink/sip/shot) whenever…

  • The narrator says “As Ancient Alien theorists believe” (careful- sometimes they replace “believe” with “contend” just to mix it up a bit. Don’t let it fool you!)
  • Erich von Däniken makes a wildly unfounded assertion 
  • Someone mentions…
  • The Anunnaki
  • Ancient Sanskrit text, the Mahabharata
  • The Maya
  • The Inca
  • An ancient Sumerian plaque or cuneiform script is shown
  • Alternative uses for pyramids (built for anything other than tombs) are suggested
  • Ancient architecture that can’t be recreated to the same precision, using modern science and technology, is referenced
  • A Bible story is referred to
  • The mythical(?), ancient Sanskrit flying machines Vimāna’s are mentioned
  • Someone refers to the Epic of Gilgamesh (double points/shots if it also refers to a Bible story in the same sentence!)
  • Somebody uses the term “ancient flying devices”
  • Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (-“the dude with the hair”) waves his hands forcefully to make a point, or looks like he’s about to eat a giant invisible watermelon
  • A theologian or Biblical scholar is interviewed and seems a bit confused
  • Somebody refers to Puma Punku
  • Somebody refers to Göbekli Tepe
  • An example of vitrified stone is shown
  • The Ark of the Covenant is referred to as an alien device
  • Giorgio A. Tsoukalos’s hair has grown bigger since the last episode

< The rise and rise of Giorgio’s hair. LEGENDARY!