Clearly, this is the greatest movie ever made…

“Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out, and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung-fu….”

“I decided I would use my new super kung-fu powers to fight crime. So I became the best cop in the world…”

(Watch the full film below..)

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