Ancient Aliens: The Drinking Game!

I love the History Channel series “Ancient Aliens” -Giorgio Tsoukalos (crazy hair guy) rocks, and Erich von Däniken is my man! (“Essstratelestrials”)

So I invented this DRINKING GAME!

Disclaimer: Please DRINK RESPONSIBLY…maybe only pick 3 points for each episode. lol. Enjoy! 😀

Here are THE RULES:

Take a (drink/sip/shot) whenever…

• The narrator says “As Ancient Alien theorists believe” (careful- sometimes they replace “believe” with “contend” just to mix it up a bit. Don’t let it fool you!)
• Erich von Däniken makes a wildly unfounded assertion 
• Someone mentions…
• The Anunnaki
• Ancient Sanskrit text, the Mahabharata
• The Maya
• The Inca
• An ancient Sumerian plaque or cuneiform script is shown
• Alternative uses for pyramids (built for anything other than tombs) are suggested
• Ancient architecture that can’t be recreated to the same precision, using modern science and technology, is referenced
• A Bible story is referred to
• The mythical(?), ancient Sanskrit flying machines Vimāna’s are mentioned
• Someone refers to the Epic of Gilgamesh (double points/shots if it also refers to a Bible story in the same sentence!)
• Somebody uses the term “ancient flying devices”
• Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (-“the dude with the hair”) waves his hands forcefully to make a point, or looks like he’s about to eat a giant invisible watermelon
• A theologian or Biblical scholar is interviewed and seems a bit confused
• Somebody refers to Puma Punku
• Somebody refers to Göbekli Tepe
• An example of vitrified stone is shown
• The Ark of the Covenant is referred to as an alien device
• Giorgio A. Tsoukalos’s hair has grown bigger since the last episode

< The rise and rise of Giorgio’s hair. LEGENDARY!

[the_ad id=”54346″]

[amazon_link asins=’0062455419,B0038M2AWI,B071NNR2KB,B00NF6P80I,B00P1NG32A,B00RWUOD86,B017103CWY,B01JH4G7SI’ template=’ProductCarousel’ store=’spacefairy-20′ marketplace=’US’ link_id=’e13b122b-6ba5-11e7-b0d8-f975bf6d757d’]